Uncle Buck
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Miles: Where do you live?
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Buck: In the city.
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Miles: You have a house?
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Buck: Apartment.
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Miles: Own or rent?
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Buck: Rent.
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Miles: What do you do for a living?
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Buck: Lots of things.
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Miles: Where's your office?
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Buck: I don't have one.
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Miles: How come?
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Buck: I don't need one.
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Miles: Where's your wife?
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Buck: Don't have one.
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Miles: How come?
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Buck: It's a long story.
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Miles: You have kids?
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Buck: No I don't.
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Miles: How come?
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Buck: It's an even longer story.
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Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
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Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
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Miles: 38.
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Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
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Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
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Buck: How nice of you to notice.
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Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.
